Tank Farm takes only two guests at a time. That is not a typo. Out on Bli Bli Road, twenty-five minutes from Noosa, the property is Hamptons in spirit and rural in setting, so stepping onto it feels like the world has gone quiet. There are magnesium float tanks, hot pools, a cold plunge, saunas, steam rooms and outdoor showers, plus a licensed restaurant for after. Because it is just the two of you, the whole place is effectively private. Book it with someone you actually like. Thursday to Saturday only, strictly by appointment. This is the antidote to the crowded bathhouse. Utterly yours for the afternoon.